There was a time when you could look forward to the advertising on the roadside.
“In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head goes bald
But not your chin.
— Burma Shave”

“Past
School houses
Take it slow
Let the little
Shavers grow
— Burma Shave”

“Shaving brushes
You’ll soon see ’em
On the shelf
In some
Museum
— Burma Shave”
Guess I’ll pick up a shaving brush, some shaving soap and a good ‘ole straight razor! Wish they still had Burma Shave!!